i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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