honey bunches of taint.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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