is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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