I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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