Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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