Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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