Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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