Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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