Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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