I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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