dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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