'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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