I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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