Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Randomize