is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Shame - the story of my life.
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