I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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