yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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