ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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