C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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