physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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