They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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