Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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