Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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