So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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