This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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