Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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