Im at strip club and am horny
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
birth control should be required to get into college
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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