i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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