Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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