i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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