Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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