The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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