How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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