Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Four minutes until I can fart!
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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