I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
