So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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