Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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