Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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