sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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