I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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