so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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