I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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