problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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