MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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