i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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