the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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