did you get engaged???
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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