U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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