they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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