Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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