The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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