The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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