that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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