Church boner. Awkwardddd
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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